What Perpetually Against Humanity looks like (in irssi)

In the channel

16:04:16 <+AgainstHumanity> 1 person recently played! We're just waiting on diglett to make their play.
16:26:37 <+AgainstHumanity> All plays are in. No more changes!
16:26:37 <+AgainstHumanity> charmander: Which is the best play?
16:26:38 <+AgainstHumanity> ==================================
16:26:38 <+AgainstHumanity>  1 → Why am I sticky? The milk man.
16:26:38 <+AgainstHumanity>  2 → Why am I sticky? The sudden appearance of the Go Compare man.
16:26:38 <+AgainstHumanity>  3 → Why am I sticky? Extremely tight trousers.
16:26:38 <+AgainstHumanity>  4 → Why am I sticky? A gassy antelope.
16:26:39 <+AgainstHumanity>  5 → Why am I sticky? Chunks of dead hitchhiker.
16:26:39 <+AgainstHumanity>  6 → Why am I sticky? Christopher Walken.
16:26:40 <+AgainstHumanity>  7 → Why am I sticky? 72 virgins.
16:26:40 <+AgainstHumanity>  8 → Why am I sticky? Leprosy.
16:26:41 <+AgainstHumanity>  9 → Why am I sticky? Smegma.
16:26:42 <+AgainstHumanity> 10 → Why am I sticky? Lockjaw.
16:26:43 <+AgainstHumanity> 11 → Why am I sticky? The Big Bang.
16:26:44 <+AgainstHumanity> 12 → Why am I sticky? A Chelsea smile.
16:26:45 <+AgainstHumanity> 13 → Why am I sticky? Not reciprocating oral sex.
16:26:46 <+AgainstHumanity> 14 → Why am I sticky? Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.
16:26:47 <+AgainstHumanity> 15 → Why am I sticky? Yeast.
16:26:48 <+AgainstHumanity> 16 → Why am I sticky? Coat hanger abortions.
16:26:49 <+AgainstHumanity> ==================================
16:38:04 < charmander> difficult choice
16:39:27 < charizard> Fearow: sale agreed \o/ one step further
16:39:40 < charmander> we should all have a vote, except you can't vote for your own
16:39:48 < charmander> do away with the card tsar
16:39:59 < charmander> that way games could last even longer, lol
16:40:15 <@graveler> replace with Card Surrender Monkey
16:41:10 < charmander> AgainstHumanity: 9
16:41:12 <+AgainstHumanity> The winner is durant, who now has 3 Awesome Points! The new Card Tsar is lairon. Time for the next Black Card:
16:41:12 <+AgainstHumanity> What will always get you laid?
17:06:29 <+AgainstHumanity> 9 people recently played! We're currently waiting on plays from 6 more people.
17:35:42 <+AgainstHumanity> 1 person recently played! We're currently waiting on plays from 5 more people.
17:59:50 <+AgainstHumanity> 2 people recently played! We're currently waiting on plays from 3 people: Togepi, Fearow and Tranquill.

In private

11:31:24 <graveler> hand
11:31:31 <AgainstHumanity> Your White Cards in #bitfolk:
11:31:32 <AgainstHumanity>  1. A bag of magic beans.
11:31:33 <AgainstHumanity>  2. Heartwarming orphans.
11:31:34 <AgainstHumanity>  3. A middle-aged man on roller skates.
11:31:35 <AgainstHumanity>  4. One trillion dollars.
11:31:36 <AgainstHumanity>  5. Taking off your shirt.
11:31:37 <AgainstHumanity>  6. The wrath of Vladimir Putin.
11:31:38 <AgainstHumanity>  7. Old-people smell.
11:31:39 <AgainstHumanity>  8. Hip hop jewels.
11:31:40 <AgainstHumanity>  9. Not giving a shit about the Third World.
11:31:41 <AgainstHumanity> 10. Coat hanger abortions.
11:31:44 <graveler> 10
11:31:58 <AgainstHumanity> Thanks. So this is your play for #bitfolk:
11:31:59 <AgainstHumanity> → Why am I sticky? Coat hanger abortions.
14:59:48 <graveler> status
14:59:48 <AgainstHumanity> [#bitfolk] Waiting on 2 people to make their plays. Round started about 3h31m ago. Idle punishment in about 20h29m.
14:59:48 <AgainstHumanity> [#bitfolk] The Card Tsar is charmander. Your play:
14:59:49 <AgainstHumanity> → Why am I sticky? Coat hanger abortions.
16:41:13 <AgainstHumanity> [#bitfolk] The winner was durant, who now has 3 Awesome Points! Their winning play was:
16:41:13 <AgainstHumanity> → Why am I sticky? Smegma.
16:41:37 <AgainstHumanity> [#bitfolk] Time for the next Black Card:
16:41:38 <AgainstHumanity> What will always get you laid?
16:42:09 <AgainstHumanity> 1 new White Card has been dealt to you in #bitfolk:
16:42:10 <AgainstHumanity> 10. Running out of semen.
16:42:11 <AgainstHumanity> To see your full hand, type "hand".